Sharon and Amanda’s first sparring match.
Actually a pretty good example of what a gun disarm should look like.
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- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
- Mr. Wu...
- Me (To Neil): Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
- Neil: Yeah, so?
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Here's my number. So call me maybe?
- Neil: No thanks, I didn't ask for your number
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: ....
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I’ve just been waiting to get this text from a certain someone.
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peed myself a little
